Where in the World and When in Time is Stephen Colbert Going to be in the Persian Gulf?

Well, thanks to Sarah Palin’s freakish Twitter page, we now know exactly where in the world and approximately when in time Stephen Colbert is going to be in the Persian Gulf. Apparently she neither received the military’s memo concerning security nor watches the show she’ll be on enough to know that such pieces of information were supposed to be secret. [...]

Finally!

My own feelings on the gay issue marriage are rather unorthodox no matter where you stand on the political spectrum. In my submission for the Truman Scholarship I outlined a plan to extricate the religious concept of marriage from the sphere of government control. As an avowed atheist, it concerns me that I have to get a marriage license from the government. Constitutionally, the government should concern itself purely with ‘civil unions’, though not in the sense we think of them today. [...]